Quotes

BadMan

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem,
first make sure that you are not, in fact, surrounded by assholes"
Sigmund Freud

WickedLady

YOU HAVE CONTROLLED YOUR FEAR. NOW, RELEASE YOUR ANGER. ONLY YOUR HATRED CAN DESTROY ME

DARTH VADER

Tinman

“It’s not that I can’t help these people, it’s just that I don’t want to.”

-Tom Hanks as Lawrence Bourne III, in Volunteers.

Tinman

“Everybody’s moving, everybody’s grooving, Baby.”

Love Shack

The B-52s.

leftwanting

It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.

BadMan

“I wasn’t going to eat it, I was just going to taste it.” Winnie the Pooh

LtBroccoli

An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

Tinman

LtBroccoli Mitch Hedberg. Brilliant man. RIP.

LegioIX

“Death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down”. That great innovator, Anon - but thought to originate in the USA, 1930s.

predator1701

“Emotional, isn’t she?” – Spock
- “She has always been so.” – Sarek
- “Indeed. Why did you marry her?” – Spock
- “It seemed the logical thing to do at the time.” – Sarek (Journey To Babel)

bjc305

“Hell is other people.”–Jean-Paul Sartre

wrigglingbeauty

“Never underestimate the power of the pussy, boys. One cunt hair off that thing can drag a freight train a mile uphill.”

Whistler, Blade II

So stupid but it makes me giggle, blush, and roll my eyes at the same time lol

Tinman

“Did you really think we want those laws observed?" said Dr. Ferris. "We want them to be broken. You’d better get it straight that it’s not a bunch of boy scouts you’re up against… We’re after power and we mean it… There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What’s there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. Now that’s the system, Mr. Reardon, that’s the game, and once you understand it, you’ll be much easier to deal with.”

―Ayn Rand,Atlas Shrugged

BadMan

The Wisdom of the Daleks

LegioIX

“How can you govern a country with 200 different kinds of cheese?” General De Gaulle (the number of cheeses mentioned does vary in different accounts).

BadMan

LegioIX

Abraham Lincoln, growing suspicious of his first Secretary of War, Simon Cameron: “Is Cameron honest?”

Senator Thaddeus Stevens: “Is Cameron honest? He wouldn’t steal a red-hot stove.”

Friends of Cameron protest.

Stevens: “OK, I said Cameron wouldn’t steal a red-hot stove. I withdraw that allegation.”

Shocker

“You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word.”

Al Capone (likely only attributed)

BadMan

“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”

Robert A. Heinlein

One of the great cosmic laws, I think, is that whatever we hold in our thought will come true in our experience. When we hold something, anything, in our thought, then somehow coincidence leads us in the direction that we’ve been wishing to lead ourselves.

Richard Bach

What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.

Ralph Waldo Emerson