Worst Slang Ever

ZipTiesThatBind

What are some of the worst slang terms for dirty things have you ever heard? One I’ve heard is “man pickle” for penis, but that was probably meant to be ridiculous.

@Enchantress told me a good (bad) one, but I’ll let her share.

mgano4

The worst slang fo wanking is “Sending kids at the sea” It’s misuderstanding! What when someone doesn’t do it on sedes? The seed doesn’t go to the water tham!

leftwanting

Bashing his Bishop….. Polishing his Rocket……

A girl friend once asked me years ago ( we were probably 18 ish ) and discussing the finer points of our experiences with sex and particularly blow jobs: “ Do you chug his muck” ? Never forgot it, what an awful phrase.