I followed the sound of the TV down to the basement exercise room, expecting the sound to cover my tracks. As I got closer though I started noticing the short silences between banal morning TV presenters trying to drum up excitement for a nothing story:
“…a new study says that women are more attracted to English accent’s than any other…”
Silence
“…just broken the record for baking the world’s largest cookie…
Silence
“…crime is on the rise in suburbia. Stay tuned for how to protect yourself and your home…”
Silence.
This time the silence continued and as I took another step the stair under my foot creaked and I suddenly heard a voice call out.
“Hello? Is anyone there?”
I froze in place at the unexpected voice, but I could hear her feet pounding on the treadmill. If she actually thought someone was in the house she would have stopped running.
I walked more carefully now that I didn’t have the TV to cover my sounds and when I reached the bottom of the stairs I saw a home gym. It was well equipped, there were weights, a treadmill and probably some other things that my brain completely ignored as I became focused on the woman running on the treadmill. She was facing away from the stairs, giving me time to appreciate her body and form. She was running at high speed but still managed to be graceful, her breathing calm and measured. Genetics may have helped but she had earned the body she had.
I noticed her phone on the tray at the front of the treadmill. That was a problem. All she had to say was “Siri, call 911” and I would be in trouble. She might not think of that of course but if she did, I would have seconds to get the phone off her, and even if I did manage to do that the police would come out for a wellness check. Not quickly enough to spare her all the indignities I would inflict on her today but soon enough to cut my fun short. I was strategizing about how I could get close enough to grab her without her hearing me when she suddenly gave me the answer. She started to sing. I didn’t recognize the song but it was clear she was singing along to music. I put my bag on the floor near the bottom of the stairs and started approaching her from behind, the music drowning out my footsteps until I was less than a meter away.
I saw her start to turn her head as she sensed a presence behind her. I quickly brought one hand up and clamped it over her mouth from behind. At the same time I hooked my other arm around her stomach and pulled her backwards off the treadmill.