The following is pure fantasy by the author. Human trafficking is illegal against mot laws of moralistic societies . Seek professional help is such concepts are foreign to you the reader!
This is my contribution to the December Cunt Auction topic!
I swear I should have told that Shocker dude to go die somewhere, I had a business to run, not a contest to prove whose balls were bigger and who could sell more tits and ass. Christ I can still remember our conversation, goddamn thing played out like the perverted lyrics of that ‘devil’ country song.
He entered the headquarters of Carhangrater The Slave Trader as if he felt that he was superior to me. Sat his ass in the chair across from my desk and started his small town hick talk. “Boy let me tell you what, my name is Shocker and if you care to take a dare, I think I can sell more pussy than you.
I stopped him right there. “Well my name is Carhamgrater and it might be a sin but I’ll take your dare after making you aware that I’ve been selling pussy for many years!”
That was on November thirtieth. Little did he know that I had one of the biggest hauls of slaves coming in for the festive season. Four hundred and fifty females of all shape, size, colour, ages and sexual experience. A little over fifty were already spoken for, so I had a perfect idea of a December Cunt auction for all interested parties.
I had it all planned out that over the third week of December, Starting that Monday anyone who wanted to own their own slave can come and peruse the quality of my offerings. Little did I know that the events of the Auction were going to put me down in the history of slave traders as “The Greatest Of All Time”
Here it was the thirteenth day of December and I had already moved three hundred females out the door and into their new lives of personal sex slaves. Christ even the Warden of the state penitentiary brought a twenty to and I quote “Keep the inmates under control by offering incentives!” Can’t blame the man for his methods of controlling men who were already craving cunt to use!
Through the grapevine, I heard that Shocker had already sold a shipment of cunt to some oversea buyer to distribute throughout Europe and Asia. he only had about a hundred left and the contest deadline was fast approaching, That was when i got the idea to throw the contest in my favor.
Thursday Night, I had two of my freighter crew act as emissaries of a foreign buyers go to Shocker’s place and win as many females as he had left as possible and to return them here! Then Saturday night when the announcement of who sold the most would be celebrated in a way only Carhamgrater would have come up with.
The auction was fast and furious. The crew members managed to get fifty more females, giving Shocker a grand total of four hundred and fifty females auctioned off with two days left to sell if possible.
As Friday night started I only had fifty of my own females to auction off. By a little after ten PM they were also on the books, going to Mexico and Destinations in Central and South America As the clock changed into Saturday Morning I had auctioned four hundred and fifty females. Tying Shocker for the title of most sold but I had a plan up my sleeve to take me over the top.
Everyone gathered at Carhamgrater The Slave Trader headquarter to celebrate another successful December Cunt Auction. After checking the rules for any loopholes I found a way that I could get the Auction help opened for a few more hours and a way to circumvent the word “Auction” As everyone participant flowed into what was going to be a night to remember, I sat just out of the limelight , drinking a dark rum cocktail, listening to my second in command Javier tell me that there was only one female left.
“Ah it wouldn’t happen to be Carmella Langsford by any chance?
Javier just stared opened mouth at me then “How the hell did you know?”
“Let’s just say I have a special sale for her tonight!”
As host it was my duty to hold a feast for everyone, whose duty it was to repay me by offering me a gratuity of any proper amount. And that was what was going to make me the highest selling slave trader this year.
After we were wined and dined, the females who served as waitresses, were lined up behind the seat of who I ‘sold’ them to. Now by my account, I had just sold forty eight more than Shocker. I nodded to Javier to deliver the newly updated documents to this year’s judge before he got up to announce the winner.
Javier handed the papers to the judge who looked them over and went to say something when I came up and pointed out that there was nothing in the rules of our fine organization or of the Cunt Auction. To shut him up faster I also pointed out that I could accept their gratuity anyway I felt like so I transferred it to mean they ‘brought’ the girl who served them.
Defeated, he just shook his head and got up and went to the podium. Many were still chatting away as the judge summoned silence. All looked up to him and he began his final duties of the Cunt Auction.
“Gentlemen it’s with great pride that I thank each and every one of you for a most successful Cunt Auction. This year all of you have combined to auction off over two thousands females, pleasing people worldwide with your efforts!”
A round of applause greeted his words then. “Now it come time to announce this year’s top auctioneer!” Moving his hand into his pocket of his vest. “By a body margin of forty-eight, Carhamgrater The Slave Trader is our winner!”
Shocker shot to his feet. Knocking his chair back a few feet. “Bullshit, By my accounts we were dead even in sales!”
“Well, Mister Shocker, I can assure you that the paperwork I had handed to me moments before is correct and as of tonight as of eight PM, Mister Carhamgrater had logged with me official papers of forty- eight more sales !”
Shocker turned and found me coming towards the judge. He stormed over to cut me off, Grabbing me by the lapel of
my suit jacket. “You, fucking cheated somehow. I know you did!”
Pushing me away from him. ’Where did you get the forty-eight more from?’
Brushing myself down then straightening my lapels. “Well from you fair and square!”
Shocker exploded, “I never sold you any females!”
“No you sold them to my representatives, and I just decided to sell them to everyone here with the exception of the judge and you!’ Raising my right hand up and snapping my fingers in an arranged signal. The eyes of everyone turned in time to see two females, one a redhead with a modest chest and thin legs and one that caused Shocker’s eyes to widen.
The judge’s eyes widened in surprise as the red head’s chain was handed to him. “From Carhamgrater for all your time in running this year’s Auction “
As the other female came closer to Shocker she raised her head and Shocker exploded
“I don’t deal in relatives, nor did I ever sell a relative , What bullshit is this?”
Once more Shocker grabbed Carhamgrater “I refuse to accept my relative from a slave trader!”
“Don’t accept her, see if I care but realize that for me and my organization all sales are final with no refund or exchanges!”
Slapping his hands off me, nodding to the men with their hands on their weapons under their jackets. Placing a smile on my face, I turned and walked away from Shocker and walked out of the room, knowing that I had just won not only the contest between us but proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that I was the “Greatest Of All Time!”
Before going through the door, I turned back towards Shocker and bleated like a goat at him!
The End