I’m sorry to be late to the party, but…
I’m 4′9″ and jiggly, totally unathletic and clumsy. I stumble when the wind blows and trip over my own feet no matter what I’m wearing. I don’t drive cars and stay off bicycles and ladders and stuff so I don’t kill anybody (me). And I walk like a cow in heels but wear chunky three-inch pumps at work sometimes anyways because they’re more comfortable, the guys like it when I walk like that and, well, that’s the uniform. Part of the point is for me to be uncomfortable though, and I work for tips so I usually go with something a little more dramatic. In particular, I have an adorable little pair of five-inch spikes with two-inch platforms and little straps around the ankles. They put every one of my 97 pounds on the balls of my feet, and the tension that creates in my calves and butt feels amazing. Those shoes make me wobbly and force a…unique posture that I feel in my whole body. and that I’m absolutely certain they were designed to create.
I’m a jeans and t-shirt girl. I weor sneakers at my other job and take whatever shoes I’m wearing OFF when I’m home. I normally only wear heels at the bar or when I’m working other jobs where they ask, and I don’t wear them well but I like how the high heels on a small girl make me look and feel, especially the mules.