LegioIX
Entirety of this is to be delivered in a bad Irish Accent.
So, as we all know, God created man. On his first attempt, God created the Irish, and he said, “Oh, these are a fine people, a fun people! But we can’t have them rulin’ the whurld, they’d get naught doon!” So he gave them whiskey. On his second attempt, God created the Scots, and he said “Ach, these are a fine people, a fun people! We can’t have them rulin’ the whurld, they’d get naught doon! So he gave them kilts and bagpipes and it pains me to say it but sheep! On his third attempt, God created the Welsh, and he said “Ah, these are a fine people, a fun people, they’re nearly as much fun as the Irish and the Scots! We can’t have them rulin’ the whurld!” So he gave them Welsh speech and grammar. On his fourth attempt, God created the English, and he hung his head and said “These are the worst lot yet! They’re no fun a’tall! We can’t ‘ave them rulin’ the whurld, t’wood be a dreary und dismal place!” So he gave them the Irish, the Scots, und the Welsh.