A hunter is out in the woods and sees a bear. He shoots; undeterred the bear runs st the hunter, grabs and ****s him. 
The hunter crawls home, gets medical treatment, buys a bigger gun and goes to find that ****ing bear. He spots the bear, shoots … the bear just shrugs it off, chases, catches and ****s the hunter again. Then the bear growls “you are not here to hunt, are you!”
