December Cunt Auction 2.0

darklord

Why not end the year with a ……bang!

Kendall

darklord My thoughts exactly

Kendall

As for conditions let’s say 2k words must have an auction and the player can be owner, seller or merchandise, must be submitted before Midnight New Years Eve.

darklord

Kendall

Cool

Shocker

I think I can compress the thought rumbling around my brain into 2000 words.

leftwanting

Love a Cunt Auction

BadMan

Okay I’m bound to ask….“What the F**K is cunt auction? ”

ZipTiesThatBind

BadMan https://theblackvan.com/d/1653-challenge-december-cunt-auction

Shocker

BadMan Zip already sent you the link. It was s little fun project I had kicked off last year for the long and lonely holiday season, and it looks like we have a new iteration under the lead of the ever lovely @Kendall.

Just try your hand in it.

Gigi

BadMan I am glad you were the first one to ask what the hell is this.

ZipTiesThatBind

BadMan By the way, I’m still laughing that you censored “fuck” but not “cunt”. 😂

Gigi

This does sound like a lot of fun! I have to say that on behalf of the poor innocent’s being dragged into a life of sexual servitude, I shall do my utmost to defend them with my words, provided I don’t get dragged off myself before I can finish my story.

Shocker

Gigi did you miss last year’s festivities? We had sone wonderful contributions, with the only requirement of the name “December Cunt Auction” had to be part of the story. I might have to end up creating a new thread relisting all the entries, as I couldn’t share the ebook I made of them.

Kendall

Please for ease, mention it’s a ‘December Cunt Auction’ entry. Looking forward to the entries.

Kendall

ZipTiesThatBind ‘Fuck’ is classified as a swear word, ‘cunt’, strictly speaking, isn’t.

BadMan

ZipTiesThatBind I aim to amuse. Myself mostly.
50 ways to use fuck
https://blog.gymglish.com/2021/10/22/50-ways-to-use-fuck

DarkArchon1980

Eh, what’s this now? Another December Cunt Auction? Awesome

Gigi

https://theblackvan.com/d/2305-the-perfect-christmas

I tagged it Contest entry but could not find the December Cunt Auction Tag. I posted it without the tag in the text and now can’t add it as an edit. If someone can do that I would appreciate it. Thank you

The Perfect Christmas

I keep on doing this wrong. So I hope this came out right.

Oops… nevermind. We found the ellipsis at the bottom with the edit option.

softgamehunter

So, is 2000 words the min or the max?

Shocker

softgamehunter welcome SGH, it’s a max wird count.